#hook line and swindle

[revelboo]

Goddess Revel, more Swindle please 🥺🥺

Rewatched TFA and hearing Swindle's voice made me remember Hangman and I was gone 🫣🫣🫣

Sure! 🔞 Mass displaced mech 🌶️

Hangman Pt 8

Swindle x Reader

• Groaning, his hips snap against you, listening to those little noises you make for him as you take his spike. Lying to himself that this is only professional. He’s just preparing you for your show. Getting you ready. Slick. So slick as he moves inside you, feeling like you were made just to take his spike. And you hook a leg around his waist, encouraging him to palm your hips and adjust his angle. Until he feels you tighten on him, fisting his spike as you gasp, back arching. And you cry out as you come apart. Say his name.

• “That’s right, babe,” he snarls, hips pumping, setting a pace just shy of rough. “Feel good?” That low, coaxing growl of his stinging you tight. Winding you up again until you’re trembling. “Primus, you feel good.” And he’s shuddering with his overload, servos tightening on your waist as his hips snap in shallow thrusts while he fills you. Moving more urgently, rutting against you.

• Feels you milk his spike again like you’re after everything he has to give you all while whimpering his name. And he gives it to you, thrusting in hard, deep drives. Knows he’s in trouble as you come for him again, all wet, tight heat. There’s no denying it as he shifts over you, reluctantly slipping free and you look up at him with hooded eyes, his excess slicking you. Wanting to take you again. To frag you until neither of you can move. It’s so hard to reach with trembling servos for a cloth. To make himself clean up the evidence of what he’d just done. “What toy you do you want, babe?” He makes himself ask, voice rough.

• Thighs trembling and heart still racing, you stare up at him, because it’s never been like that for you before. Sex has never been so intense, almost overwhelming like that. And you know it was just a one time thing for him. He’d been curious. Wanted to play. But you’re a commodity to him. Know it and you’ve been okay with it. But now, it leaves a sour taste in your mouth. “You know which one’s my favorite,” you manage, thigh sliding open and he stares. But he still turns away to find the toy for you. Instead of giving you your new favorite. Him.

• Getting you set up among your pillows and cushions, he flicks on the camera and tries to get his servos to steady. Because it suddenly drives him crazy that other people are seeing you like this. Watching you slide a hand down your body. Touch yourself with a breathy, whimpering ‘please.’ That toy humming as you slide it against yourself, teasing the viewers. Teasing yourself. Torturing him. Hips lifting slightly on a moan as the head of the toy disappears into your slick heat. Where he should be and he’s screwed up. Crossed a line he didn’t mean to and now there’s no going back.

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[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

◇|♡ "SWINDLED" — Swindle [TFA]

crack being treated seriously, a bit OOC(?), you can take this to be any version of Swindle if you want to!

setting: Pre-Decepticons Losing, during somewhere at the start of the war, Swindle hasn't become a huge business mech yet

warning: scummy boyfriends, angst (kinda funny though), break ups, an indefinite part three.

prev: part 1 next:----

"Oh, please, sweetspark, try to understand!"

Merely hearing his pleasing tone again made the energon in your lines boil. He's been folowing you to give out a half assed apology when you unfortunately fell in his peripheral vision, you figure. You honestly just wanted to get to your hab and take a nice, long stasis nap. The ignominy your 'lover' has brought upon you in that restaurant was unforgivable; not only did YOU, one of Lord Megatron's personal guards, get abandoned in a high end energon bar by their date but other bots saw that.

And you know damn well they're going to have a field day with this.

You resist the urge to grit your denta at the memory as the shorter mech continues to pursue you while you walk away, not as much as sparing Swindle a glance or a word. The night in the Decepticon capital was buzzing for once, there were a lot of bots enjoying the city life which the war had now turned into a luxury; the effect of a temporary ceasefire so they don't need to worry about bombs falling from the sky, until Megatron feels like breaking the treaty at least.

"Ah, the silent treatment... how typical." The yellow and purple mech sighs out, making you slightly turn your helm to him which was a mistake because he noticed; helm perking up upon the realization that he had your attention. Stroking the flames of your anger to draw out your optics onto him and he can see how absolutely angry you are, it makes him a bit nervous. Taking a moment to phrase his words right.

"Listen, I know you're upset-"

"Upset isn't enough of a word, Swindle." You hiss out, turning around completely to face him. Sneering down at him, hypnotic optics he could stare into forever narrowing at him. Swindle would be lying if he said he didn't think it was kind of hot but he had a sinking relationship to save, how else could he flex to the other Combaticons?

"I know and I'm so, so sorry. I promise I'll make it up to you! I just had an important-"

"Do you think I'm an idiot, Swindle?" You snarl out, more than well aware he was just trying to make you pay off his debts. Swindle tenses a little almost as if he's surprised you saw through his obvious lie.

You don't know if you should laugh or feel insulted at that.

"Oh Primus, you do.." You turn around and walk away, faster. Trying to avoid him in the crowd. Your anger wilting away to pave the way for sadness, you're definitely not used to this sort of spark-break given the war left such little time for such things. Taking a sharp turn, his optics glued to your frame. Swindle snaps out of being startled. Mentally cursing himself.

"N-No! I don't! I just- Wait!" He should've just been honest, Swindle realizes he's making this worse with every word he's saying.Why can't he just smooth talk you like he does with his customers? Only if advertising techniques worked for personal matters too...

To his surprise you do wait. Some cosmic interference he's undeserving of has been graced it's kindness and he's grateful. Purple optics meet into yours with an underlying desperation as he stands before you— an imperceptible softness in your gaze blooming at the sight but you were not going to let him off the hook so easily. Though, the desperation did make him look somewhat pathetic to you.

"I... made a huge mistake and it was no accident." He hesitantly gives out an admission, taking accountability for his actions instead of the usual excuses. It was new. Swindle did have to swallow his pride, he never thought he'd come across the day he had to apologize to someone. Your gaze continues to scrutinize him, he knows he's smaller than you but he has never felt so small in his entire life.

"Go on." You want to see what else he has to say. Servos folded over your chassis.

"...I'm sorry for leaving you with the bill back at that energon bar." He can tell you're not really satisfied; after all, an apology is the bare minimum and you're the last person to applaud the bare minimum.

"I will never do such a thing again. I don't have the sort of shanix on me to pay for such a high-end place so I... selfishly left you there."

"Didn't stop you from having a ridiculous tab there..." You mutter with a small frown and it makes him grimace a bit at the mention. Deserved. You lost at least a month's pay you were saving up.

"Well, yes but I was planning on paying them off.. someday." One of his servos reach for the back of his neck supports, gently holding onto it as nervousness creeps up again.

"Someday in the next five million years..." That hurt more than it was supposed to but Swindle takes the hit. He deserved to take every comment from you, he knew that.

"Forget about the bar!" Swindle exclaims with frustration as you dwell on the topic, optics offlining momentarily. His frame letting out a long ex-vent as his optics online to your faceplates that remain as ambiguous as ever, taking in his words. Swindle can't tell a thing of what you feel and it's unsettling him, frustrating him.

"The point is," He starts off, purple optics scanning you for any sort of emotion he could exploit appeal to. "One day," He is hoping and praying to every diety he could name from the top of his helm that you were listening to what he had to say. "I'm going to hit big. Real big. And when I do, I could buy you that bar if you asked." There's a determination in his tone, as if he really does mean it.

And how could he not? You've done a lot for him. Sure he first wanted you because you had a nice frame and solid shanix but it's been cycles since then! He's grown as a bot, its not just about flexing off to the other Combaticons now. Swindle isn't that shallow anymore. From helping him fund his arms business to being a supporting pillar, Swindle isn't sure if he can do it without you. The desperation he would never admit is making his tanks churn and he knows damn well he could never buy you.

The blank look and your lack of a response is breaking his confidence slowly, every passing second you remain silent feels like a minute.

"You expect me to hold on to a promise?" You scoff, rolling your optics. He winces, that was actually the most honest he's been in a long time. Swindle tries his level best to not get frustrated as you downplay his grand fantasies.

"No.. I want you to understand what I'm willing to do for you, the effort I'm willing to put-"

"Believe me, Swindle. You won't have to put any effort here on forth because you and me are done."

Swindle always thought the whole idea of 'your spark falling into your tanks' was just an exaggeration until this moment; it was, infact, a very real feeling. Purple optics looking up at you, wide with flickers of vulnerability.

You on the other hand feel no sympathy or regret, only a bitterness at the fact that it had to end this way out of all the outcomes. He was pathetic and while you initially found it charming, it's gotten old. A bunch of bots warned you about him but unfortunately, you really didn't think too much about it. Truthfully, you never meant to fall for him as hard as you did, aware he was most likely only using you.

"Goodbye." You turn around to take your leave from where a spark-broken Swindle stands. A painful farewell.

But that wouldn't be the last you'll see of him because the very next solarcycle, there were numerous gifts on your doorstep. Of course you took them in knowing it was from your now ex, why should you decline when you could take them just to throw them away? Or even better, take them and not bother to think of him. It's very easy to avoid him, the notifications set on mute on your communicator. Loads of unread messages piled up on the channel with Swindle.

You can feel a strong gaze on you when Lord Megatron goes to speak with the Combaticons, as his guard, it was merely custom for you to be there while Lord Megatron had a discussion with Onslaught. You can feel the longing in Swindle's optics as he stands behind his leader, peering over Lord Megatron's shoulder plating to catch a glimpse of you. How flattering. But you pay no mind to it.

And soon enough, his desperation slips through as days go by. Eventually coming to this, you just got back from another one of Megatron's diplomatic meetings, managing the security and such. You were tired so the knock on the metal door of your happy little private space frustrated you.

"What." You're caught off-guard to meet Onslaught's visor, his demeanor is as if he's here for business. Your voice is flat, aggressive and clearly not in the mood for any casual talk. The Combaticons, unbeknownst to you, were having their own troubles with their sparkbroken con-mech.

"We need to talk." Onslaught's gruff voice betrays a hint of.. worry? You're not sure. The tactician and his team were odd even by Decepticon intelligence standards.

"...did Swindle send you here?" You sigh, he was really desperate if he sent his team to help him out. You almost feel bad. Almost. Onslaught seems a bit frustrated by the mention of his designation, a sentiment you relate to.

"Uh, no, actually we're here for..." Vortex tries to lie and fails miserably.

"We are here for the whole thing between you and Swindle but that cheat did not send us. Don't get the wrong idea!" Brawl fills in aggresively where Vortex struggles to explain, the helicopter mech's helm looking at his companion almost annoyed, as if Brawl stole his spotlight.

"This is something we need to discuss privately, can we come in?"

Well, they were being.. nice and polite-ish for once. But you're surprised it's Blast-Off who asked.

Might as well.

"Fine." You make way for the four to enter, signaling them to take a seat on the couch and the four of them do so. Vortex squirming a bit as he's jammed between Brawl and Onslaught, ceasing as Onslaught shoots him a glare. Vortex mutters. Meanwhile, Blast-Off sits comfortably. Taking a lot of space.

You take a chair and sit across them.

"What did you want to discuss?" You ask, curious almost. All of them tense for a moment, as if they're trying to find the words. But Brawl is quick to let his woes be known.

"Do you have any fraggin' idea how hard it is to combine with a sparkbroken, brooding, lovesick mech!?" Brawl yells out. The other three look at him. The way he said it doesn't really catch you off-guard but it's what he saying that does.

"Yes.. It's beyond unpleasant to feel all of that." Blast-Off grimaces as he agrees. You look absolutely confused but Onslaught saves you from the embarrassment of asking.

"When we combine, it's not just our frames that merge. Our minds do as well, to an extent. So we get to feel what Swindle feels." Onslaught explains, exasperated. Exhausted, almost.

You can't help but feel like you want to laugh, swallowing it.

"You're really sadistic.." Vortex mumbles out, hearing the soft laugh you failed to hold back entirely. The four of them looking very frustrated.

"Sorry... Sorry.." Your controlled laughs die out.

"Do you have any idea how tiring it is to constantly hear and feel his self loathing and moping and..." Blast-Off shudders between his rant. "...longing." The others seem to have a similar reaction. Now you really want to laugh out loud.

"No. But I can tell you're enjoying it." You can't help but crack a smile, this is hilarious. None of them has probably never really had a serious, committed relationship— you assume. They seem very uncomfortable when it comes to talking about feelings.

"You're evil." Vortex states bluntly. But there's a hidden admiration for your unwavering demeanor.

"Yeah! Why punish us when he's the one that was scummy? Why do we have to feel his suffering? Do you know how embarrassing it is when Bruticus starts calling out the name of a bot that idiot hasn't even met midway through a fight?" Brawl huffs out, a little more calm. Grimacing and cringing at the memory.

So that's why they're so frustrated.

But you honestly don't give a damn.

"If you think I'm going to let him back with me just because the four of you aren't comfortable with intense emotions, you're insane." You scoff, it's getting on their circuits and you can see that but in all honesty, they can understand the sentiment. Swindle told them what happened and Onslaught has not seen a fumble so terribly gutwrenching since the Decepticons lost Polyhex to the Autobots.

"Listen, we're not asking you to coddle him or anything but for the sake of the Decepticons, I'm begging you. At least stop avoiding him." Onslaught has never been so polite and humble his whole functioning and it makes you feel sort of smug in all honesty. But you're not going to show that off yet.

"Yeah. Just... talk to him. Even a 'Hi' might make him feel better." Blast-Off adds on.

"Just please don't break his spark anymore." Vortex pleads, he does not want to continue feeling... this. He doesn't even have a word to explain it. It's the feeling he's certain Lord Megatron would feel if his favourite fusion cannon blew up in flames.

"...or else, I swear I'll punch you cause I've had enough of this lovey-dovey nonsense.." Brawl mumbles out, servos crossed on his chassis.

You sigh as you look at the four mechs on your couch. This was sort of cute, how they came here because of their teammate.

"Fine. I'll consider."

He really was desperate. Swindle was delighted when you just waved at him across the hall the next solarcycle after that discussion with the other Combaticons and you thought it was cute. Though, now the two of you are just friends.

But that doesn't stop Swindle from trying an advance every now and then. He really does want to be more than friends. Badly. But you brush him off as politely as a Decepticon can be.

After all, the Combaticons are way happier.

Primus, the things you do for the Decepticons.

[backjustforberena]

This is a rough breakdown of O'HARA AND JACKIE'S relationship in Series 3 of Nurse Jackie, where we see them go from being at odds, due to O'Hara's participation in an intervention for Jackie and Jackie taking money from her under false pretences, to once again being a cohesive unit and friendship, unfortunately resulting in O'Hara on the hook for providing Jackie with drugs (in an attempt to get her clean). This is just bare bones without any real analysis, but you can see where patient care represents or provides movement on the relationship, moments when the manipulation comes in - specifically making O'Hara responsible for the make-or-break, what O'Hara gets out of the friendship and her pleasure, the honest vulnerability in Jackie as she confides in her, and where lines inevitably blur:

Episode 01: Jackie goes to Akalitus and says that O'Hara is being dramatic - all her family are addicts so she had a disproportionate reaction. Meanwhile, when Akalitus asks if there's reason to be concerned over Jackie, O'Hara doesn't comment. She only asks for different shifts, because she's "in the middle of something terribly private" between Jackie and Kevin.

We have the patient: "It's not survivable. It's not."

Jackie tries to engage with "Rough day." but O'Hara does not react and walks out: "You broke my heart, Jackie."

After this, there is an exchange with Zoe. Zoe tells Jackie she asked O'Hara where Jackie was and she "bit [her] head off". Jackie says she lost someone. And she was there.

Episode 02: "She blindsided me."/"Yes, well that's what happens when you get in her way." - "I'm just going to deal with that."/"Yes, I think that would be best."

O'Hara's looking for a new job. Jackie goes to her. Fights for her. Says that she can't escape Jackie/get rid of Jackie. Places importance on the friendship - would leave All Saints, needs her. A display of honesty. (But it's a script or is then used as a script - she uses similar tactics on Kevin, to a deliberate degree.)

"No shortage of cold shoulders [...] what if we were to have lunch tomorrow?" / "Not quite there yet."/ "But we're getting closer. I can tell. How about the day after tomorrow? I'm buying."/"I'm not making any promises."/"Look who you're talking to."

That light joke at the end there is similar to the conversation in Series 2, when O'Hara discovered Jackie had fobbed her off with a stolen MRI. About being an awful person.

Episode 03: Jackie invites O'Hara out for a smoke or a snack. O'Hara says she can't - she's swamped. But, instead of "not making any promises", it's now: "Rain check? You okay?"

Episode 04: Opens with lunch. "Don't want to go down the rabbit hole." - "Next time you go on the attack, take better aim." (Personal against Kevin, not against her??) - O'Hara watches the incident with the 'asshole' and waitress. "Oh, I have missed you and the havoc that you wreak."

New personal issue introduced for O'Hara: Chief of ER. No interaction with it from Jackie. Though she makes sure that O'Hara is staying at All Saints.

Episode 05: O'Hara calling for Jackie in a trauma. She's off, using/checking her pill stash. But she comes in afterwards and takes care of things, let's O'Hara go and get a coffee: nice, and specific to Jackie as Coop was an ass. O'Hara gets Lou a prescription for a year's worth of meds (against the law) -> "I took a leaf out of your [Jackie's] book."

Asthma girl & mother. "Recent history notwithstanding, I do know when I'm being swindled."/"Alright, let it out."/"You better hope I never do." -> the outcome is that O'Hara takes the lead and Jackie backs her up. Jackie gets the confirmation that O'Hara will never bring the argument (specifically about the money but general to Jackie's issues) back up.

Episode 06: Back to business in the good ways AND the bad ways. O'Hara back to being defensive of Jackie, sending Kelly away, telling her patient "No hooch for you." if she keeps making comments on Jackie's hair.

But, O'Hara notices a dip in Jackie. Jackie blames it on Kevin still giving her the cold shoulder/being a dick (untrue, he's happy because he thinks she's going to AA - also she's running out of pills) -> "What are you going to do?" -> O'Hara: "We could talk." / "Yeah?" / "If you'd like." / "That'd be great."

Episode 07: O'Hara asks Jackie to come with her to some real estate viewings/open house. Jackie says no, as Kevin is being hard. O'Hara describes it as "treating you like an inmate". It's all lies.

Comiserates with Eddie -> "She's not as available as she used to be."

Episode 08: O'Hara gets assaulted. Some care from Jackie, but O'Hara is not prioritised.

Episode 09: O'Hara has a townhouse! Still, the scene is tainted by Jackie's reliance on drugs as she asks her for aspirin. "You're either with me or against me."/"Oh for God's sake." - Jackie going through withdrawal.

Later toasting: "Illegal detention of a bully and the closing of my townhouse" -> two positives, for O'Hara. Jackie refuses to participate. Jackie admits she's sober for 36 hours (not the whole truth, she only lists pain meds, not fentanyl, and not the fact that she's been trying to stay high throughout this, and that it's not her choice, but because her dealer died - and she later lies to Eddie saying it's been a week). Jackie offers to stay, but O'Hara knows she's miserable and gives her an out. Offers her town car. Jackie refuses.

Episode 10: Jackie accuses O'Hara of snitching on her, in public, with little cause. O'Hara's big speech: "I don't talk about it! Because I don't like talking about it! Because I know that if I did start talking about it, you'd go so far underground that no one would hear your cry for help in, in fact, one day, you need it." - O'Hara demands the benefit of the doubt. Jackie does not apologise. She excuses her behaviour on it being humiliating, and what it all means for her - and also brings up the fact that Grace has gone on medication. O'Hara is sympathetic.

O'Hara goes to Akalitus. She tries to find out who told her about substance abuse in the department. It's said to be none of her business BUT Akalitus tells her it's nothing O'Hara did. Mirror with Episode 01. Even deflection over First Lady is spun into deflection over the statues.

O'Hara offers Jackie fresh air. Jackie says she's a week off the pills (plausible). O'Hara gets Grace's prescription for Jackie (these are the pills Jackie ends up taking). "With her tolerance she couldn't get high even if she wanted to."

Episode 11: Jackie downs all the pills meant for Grace, that O'Hara got for her. O'Hara continues to position Jackie so people don't know about her losing her med privileges.

Jackie asks O'Hara for a refill on Grace's pills. O'Hara realises that Jackie took them. O'Hara goes on major retail therapy - something the show has established relates to her emotional state. She's refilled the prescription. For Grace. But she wants to help Jackie: "You are helping me"/"No, this is a band-aid, Jacks. Real help." - she spells it out; she would be willing to pay for rehab, take her to meetings, send her on holidays. But she knows it won't work. So she'll do what she thinks will: be a fancy methadone clinic. Prescribe what will work to get her clean.

"Are you comfortable with that?"/"Of course not. But it's the least of many evils." -> "And it's the only thing I can think of."

Episode 12: Pee Test. O'Hara on the hook as well. If she's been supplying Jackie, then she's feeling culpable. Kevin arrives. She warns Jackie about it all, keeps her calm, distracts the girls.

[nonbinarybrainstorm]

can I also request for a sixsome of the combaticons and a bot reader,,,, nsfw oneshot too please!!

Additional content: dubious consent, size difference, cum shots, cream pie

The little bot sits there on a crate, looking around nervously at the cons wandering around the warehouse, unhurried and almost bored. Their little spark spins rapidly at the sound of every heavy footfall of the large mechs, keeping their optics trained forward as they curse their captain and that stupid mission. Now they’re stuck here surrounded by the infamous combaticons while not even cuffed because they pose that little of a threat to these hardened criminals. All the cons are speaking in jargon they’re unfamiliar with so they can’t even pry out any useful intel in their terrified state, so even if they get out of this alive it’ll still have all been just a waste of time. Why did their grappling hook have to fail?

The little bot sits there on a crate, looking around nervously at the cons wandering around the warehouse, unhurried and almost bored. Their spark spins rapidly at the sound of every heavy footfall of the large mechs, keeping their optics trained forward as they curse their captain and that stupid mission. Now, they’re stuck here surrounded by the infamous combaticons while not even cuffed because they pose that little of a threat to these hardened criminals. All the cons are speaking in jargon they’re unfamiliar with so that they can’t even pry out any useful intel in their terrified state, and even if they get out of this alive it’ll still have all been just a waste of time. Why did their grappling hook have to fail?

The boss of the operation is a hulking and icy beast of a mech who the others keep calling Onslaught and he seems to be the only one keeping any sense of order among the chaotic party as the ones called Vortex and Blast Off argue with much more talon than necessary. The heaviest, Brawl moves massive crates around, unbothered by the others as he does his job while occasionally checking in with likely the most infamous of them all, Swindle. This is a living nightmare and they feel like they’re just waiting for them all to get bored enough to remember that they’re still there. In the meantime though, everything seems… manageable.

A chill runs up their spinal strut as the sound of metal on metal gets louder and louder behind them before finally stopping. After a long, silent moment, they look up behind them to be met with piercing red optics and the massive form of Onslaught.

“What rank are you?”

“C-cadet…” they answer weakly.

He scoffs and snaps his attention to Swindle, “Told you this one was useless. Take them out with the rest of the cargo, maybe they’re worth something.”

Their optics go wide and they shudder.

Swindle sighs dramatically and wanders over, barring the little bot in between the two massive cons.

“You haven’t even tried to get anything from them…”

The two of them proceed to argue which catches the attention of Blast Off and Vortex who come over to join in the banter, succeeding only in making things increasingly frustrating for Onslaught. Brawl, finished with his work, comes over as well but doesn’t join in, rather, he simply observes the verbal carnage between his associates. As they watch all this happen, they quickly realize their disadvantageous position as their field of vision is filled with Decepticon panels. Warmth floods their lines and they look down, absolutely mortified by their frame’s reaction at such a sight, and quietly curse their roommate for showing them those banned vids… They belatedly notice that everything has gone quiet, getting them to look up only for their optics to go wide as they see all optics on them.

Swindle smirks, “See something you like, cadet?”

They’re certain that they’re practically glowing pink with the energon rushing to their faceplate, “S-sorry…” It’s all they can think to say in the face of a small hoard of Decepticons that have them completely surrounded… with their crotches all in their face.

Onslaught lowers himself, “Maybe you can be some use after all…”

Blast Off runs a digit over their helm curiously, the touch making them shiver.

“W-what do you mean?” they stutter out, trying to stay calm.

“How about…” Swindle taps their intake, “you put that cute little frame to work for us?”

They look up at him, screaming internally at how close he is, scared out of their mind, “What do you want me to do…?” As they meet his optics, they send a silent prayer to Primus that they won’t ask them to infiltrate an Autobot base for them or bait their comrades here or…

The sound of a minor transformation sequence whirrs behind them and they look up to find Onslaught’s spike out there in the open, the biolights along it pulsing eagerly. Their mouth falls open in shock only for them to snap their helm back up to attention as a chorus of panels moving away erupts around them, and before they know it, they’re surrounded by massive spikes in a situation that feels crazier than even their wildest fantasies. For a bit, they just sit there, stunned as they struggle to process exactly what’s going on and who exactly decided that this would be a good idea. Then, the head of a spike presses impatiently against their cheek and they instinctively bat it away, turning to object only for it to be pressed to their open mouth instead. It’s heavy and warm against their mouth, making them shiver, and there’s an oily scent to it that has their intake producing more oral lubricant than normal as a hazy warmth forms in their frame.

It’s too easy to give in to this, they chastise themself even as they grip the large spike, stroking it as they lick at it hungrily. Another spike nudges into their other hand, desperate to be attended to and they oblige, quickly falling to the whims of these horny Decepticons. A large hand pulls their helm from the spike and back onto the crate before the head of yet another spike is pushed into their mouth as they continue to stroke the other two spikes, forcing a moan from them at the feeling of being used. Skilled fingers rub at their panels, urging them open before finding their node and playing with it with practiced touches, sending pulse after pulse of charge through them as they feel the spikes in their hands and mouth twitch. Digits slip into their already wet valve, touching them more experimentally, curiously rather than to pleasure them as though they really are just something fascinating to play with. The thought of that makes them move their hands desperately as their jaw aches from sucking on the spike head in their mouth reverently.

Lubricant drips from their valve as the spikes in their hands twitch in a way they think is almost… cute, and they continue on harder, faster with their touches like petting over-eager cyber foxes. Their hands stop and squeeze down hard as a moan is ripped from their intake as a spike pushes at their entrance, nuzzling into them slowly as their frame adjusts to allow a spike that’s bigger than any other they’ve ever taken before. Squirming, they try to regain themself only for strong hands to pin down their hips, keeping them still so that they can be filled to bursting with con spike, and with their fogged-up processor, they don’t think they could be happier. Regaining just the tiniest bit of sense, they get back to working the spikes in their hands and mouth in time with the lazy thrusts stretching their greedy valve, not caring enough right now to feel embarrassed at how easy it was for their frame to accept such a spike.

They don’t know how long it’s been nor do they care, surrounded by throbbing spikes all eager for their attention as they roll their hips into the thrusts from whoever it is, they don’t care, it all feels too good. The thrusts get faster and faster, rocking their entire frame and they try to match the pace with their touches and glossa. Warm transfluid fills their valve suddenly, dragging a needy cry from them muffled by the spike they’re still suckling. They keen weakly as the spike in their valve is drawn out slowly followed by a soft gush of transfluid that has them shivering and needy; they need to be filled again. Seeming to sense this, another spike fills them, their only indication that this is someone else is from the sheer feel of the spike, slimmer and longer so that it hits deeper into their valve and drags out more slowly.

At this point, they’re fully out of control, their frame being used as the cons see fit until another load of transfluid is dumped into their valve as ropes of the hot, sticky liquid coat their frame. They moan and try to swallow as much as they can as Onslaught unloads in their mouth but it’s too much, leaving the rest to spill over their face and neck. They lay there completely spent, covered in transfluid without a single thought in their head, if they did, they might feel a bit ashamed at the leering looks over them from the cons they just pleasured. The warehouse is several degrees hotter now with all of their frames giving off so much heat that a light steam has formed in the air around them all driving all of their fans into overdrive just to cool off.

Onslaught scoops up their limp frame, glancing over to Swindle, “I guess this one has a use after all…”

[saxandviolins77]

Since I'm in a mood, here are some miscellaneous HCs for my Combaticons.

Onslaught was (like other military hardware) made in the army, which means he's basically socially inept when it comes to anything that doesn't follow a military structure, AKA anything to do with civilian life.

Onslaught was the general of the army of Thetacon. He brute-forced his way to the position with his competency in planning and organizing troops. So in the beginning of the third great war, it was pretty easy for someone savvy AND competent like Starscream to plan a coup and unite both of their armies, with himself as general, of course.

Ons will murmur in his sleep, "I should be SiC, not him...zzz.... Damned seeker...zzz."

Swindle and Onslaught are good friends. Ons really depends on Swindle's silver tongue and charisma more than he would like to admit. And Swindle likes Onslaught's company and dry humor.

Swindle and Onslaught have been the only fixed members of the Combaticons for years. Nowadays Blast Off is basically Onslaught's shadow, so he probably isn't leaving anytime soon.

Swindle gets so much wiggle room in the Decepticon faction to do what he wants because he's good friends with Starscream.

Brawl can't STAND Blast Off, Blast Off can't STAND Vortex, and Vortex often gets annoyed by Onslaught's rigidity.

Swindle is scummy af, but he's the one keeping things together.

Onslaught isn't a bad boss; he just had a deep disinterest in anything that isn't in the now of his plans. -> Also, anything to do with pesky feelings, just get a grip, y'all.

Onslaught has been playing dumb to Blast Off's advances for years. Blast Off is still convinced Ons would NEVER reject him.

Onslaught would never date Blast Off. Too sappy.

Both Hook and Blast Off are small-town hicks, but Hook is like Belle, and Blast Off is like Gaston. NOT in their relationship with each other (imagine that) but in how they relate to their hometowns and people.

Blast Off is coping with the fact that he's a 40-something (translating to human years), and the only thing he has going for him is his alt-mode, something inherent to him.

Blast Off will go on about his "potential" and how he doesn't need them, but even when he makes a big show about leaving, he will always come back crawling.

Brawl LOVES it when Autobots pile on Blast Off because that means he has an excuse to shoot him without repercussions.

Vortex is the medic of the Combaticons. Not because he wants to or because he knows the most, but because if he wasn't, no one would be.

Onslaught doesn't respect artists or creatives (OK BOOMER).

Onslaught is the oldest member of the Combaticons, but he doesn't look his age due to the fact that he had his spark and processor transferred to a top-of-the-line frame. He doesn't recognize himself in the mirror anymore, and his body feels alien, but hey, upgrades.

Vortex feels like the odd one out of the team. They're all from a different generation, he never joined the army, they don't have the same conversation topics, and they're just a pain to live with. (Brawl leaves his wet towel on the bed.)

No Bruticus.

Brawl is infinitely jealous of the Constructicons' gestalt upgrades.

Onslaught doesn't respect the Constructicons as equals and finds them incompetent as soldiers.

Blast Off couldn't care less for six nobodies with a gimmick.

Swindle HATES Scrapper, picks on Long Haul, and feels disinterested in the rest of them.

Vortex lived with Bonecrusher and his brother while Scrapper's crew was working in Kaon. They're good friends.

[terrence-silver]

What would Terry and Beloved wear to the Met Gala?

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Terry Silver strikes me as a bit more lowkey as to attend the Met Gala.

Not because he has anything particularly for or against it, but simply because it's not his scene necessarily, I don't think. Well, not in the way most people would understand, that is. He's not actor. He's not a singer. He's not an aspiring Starlet. He's not looking for a role. He's not a celebrity in the classical sense. He's wealth. He's power. He's that person half of Hollywood probably wants to be like. He's the guy on a gala afterparty who hangs out with all the bigwigs in a joint or salon off limits even to most A-listers where actual business is being discussed while everyone outside's doing rounds on the Red Carpet, showing off their respective frills and feathers, wooing journalists, fans and reporters. And that's not to say Terry Silver's quite so lowkey as not to be flashy or revile costume events, because we all know this man's extravagant as all hell (after all, he showed up to the All-Valley in a silk red ascot) it is just that he's probably looking for ways to make a profit, swindle a deal, make some sort of connection, discover a secret he could later use as leverage or expand a businesses even at such a major event and it literally takes minimal effort on his part to steal everyone's limelight even if he does briefly appear in front of the actual cameras; everyone's there, decked out in excessive levels of elaborate, thematic costuming and Terry Silver shows up in a classical, immaculately-tailored tux and he's still somehow the highlight of the Red Carpet because of how imposing and handsome he is, without any adornments needed to enhance him --- a fact that makes him infinitely gleeful because that right there --- that's influence. He's not a dance monkey. He watches all the other monkeys dance.

As for beloved?

Does he want to share them with the whole world? To be judged? Their outfit measured and rated? Deemed good or bad? Their face? Body? Eyes? Hands? Nose? Legs? Hair? All on display for everyone who isn't him? Plastered across the news? Across TV? I don't think so. If they attend, they never leave his side for a moment, tucked away with him at some private VIP lounge, where their presence remains confined with him and for him only --- he's selfish and greedy like that. Terry Silver shows up at the Met Gala very briefly, becomes the talk of the whole event, spoils it for everyone who put Millions of dollars into outfits only to be outshined by someone in a tux and a Rolls Royce, disappears at will and the reason he appeared in the first place was to meet up with some Los Angeles fat cats and toast to a newly merged business; a million dollar deal happening behind closed doors.

In his older days, present time?

He's more prone to have an actual celebrity that appeals to young people and the general crowd attend with some sort of Cobra Kai related insignia in the theme of their outfit in order to promote his line of dojos, tactically hooking in people to sign up, rather than do anything of the sort himself. Hey. It's excellent marketing. We'd be shocked how many people will feel drawn to a thing if, say, in the 80's, Paula Abdul stepped out at the Met with the Cobra Kai symbol on her dress or if thirty years later, some famous person did the same. Or if even several of them did it at the same time.

[moonlight-tmd]

Bumblebee getting sparked by blitzwing & having to leave because his team would label him a traitor while he’s scared to tell blitzwing?

Hello again!

Since i have my own headcanon about sparklings n such, you might want to read this too.

If Bee really got sparked it would be on accident and neither of them would realize, that's until Bee started showing signs and noticed something was off. He'd hide it from everyone and not go to the meetings with Blitz. At one point he runs away because of said reason, nobody knows where he is.

Bee was never sparked nor knows how to take care of sparklings, he doesn't know that if he wishes to have a sparkling he needs to find a protoform to transfer the newspark to.

Somehow he finds himself taking refuge in some abandoned structure in Canada mountains. Some abandoned observatory or something. The chassis pains are getting stronger, he's been underfueling. He wishes he knew what to do, that Ratchet would come and help him like always, but he can't. He thinks that it's better this way than letting them know.

In the meantime Blitzwing is on the verge of panic. His hummel hasn't shown up to the meetings in almost a month and now there is no trace of him, Blitzwing has spend the past 3 months trying to find him. He investigated every bit of Detroit and beyond, including the Autobot base in secret. Nothing. He hijacked their radio-lines and found out they have no idea either. He's positive that his precious hummel got kidnapped and when he finds the one who took him they'd wish their spark never existed. The only thing that broke him out of the malicious thoughts was a cybertronian energy signature, far up north- it was weak but enough to reach his radar and make him fly there as fast as he could.

Upon arrival, yes he does find his hummel, but in a state he never thought he'd be. Bee can barely comprehend reality thru the pain and lack of fuel, Blitzwing is sure something is wrong with his Spark cuz of the way he's gripping and clawing at his chassis. He can't take him to Decepticon base, Megatron is there and they have no medic, the Autobots might help but they could also kill him if not both of them for treason. In the heat of the moment he takes him to the only one he knows could help- Blackarachnia. She was the only one who knew how to fix damages in his triple-changer mechanisms so they kept in contact.

He crashes at her secret lair and forces her to help Bee. Only then Blitzwing learns that Bee is sparked and 3 months into carrying. Bee is forced into staying in the lab cuz the newspark is bigger than what a bot his size would usually carry. Once he wakes up he expects Blitzwing to be angry and scream but he's only met with silence and gentleness. Bee cries and Blitzwing holds him, saying how worried he's been. Blitzwing stays by his side 24/7 because he does not trust 'Arachnia to not do anything funny with Bee if he leaves. Since Bee was underfueling he is forced to be hooked up to energon IVs and stuff, therefore the carrying was elongated by a month.

Of course, Megatron wanted to know where his soldier disappeared to and Blackarachnia, being the afthole that she is, tells him that his beloved weirdo sparked an autobot and won't leave his side.

Blitzwing was forced to meet with Megatron and explain, to Blitzwing's surprise Megatron put him off-duty and told him to get back with the autobot as soon as possible so the sparkling can get the proper care. Megs also arranged for Swindle to bring them a protoform since there was none on earth. Once the sparkling onlines, Bee moves into Blitzwing's quarters with their kid. [i have some ideas on what their kid(s) would look like but that is for later posts]

Few weeks after that, Prowl is send to infiltrate Decepticon base in secret and finds Bee and the surprise sparkling with him. Bee is very denfensive and Prowl doesn't have time to really talk with him before he's being chased down by Blitzwing and other Decepticons...

...aaaand i don't know where to take it from here.

I like the idea of decepticons being the righteous ones while also being a bit deranged- sure, they are "evil" but they also have basic decency. It's a sparkling for primus' sake. So Bee's either gonna stay with the 'cons til the end or Autobots get him back and let Blitzwing visit. Either way, as much as i enjoy giving everyone angst, I'm chronically incabable of writing sad endings so yeh. XD

hope you liked that not-so-short story as an answer.

[enby-rodimus]

What will always kill me whenever I think about the IDW1 continuity is the potential of Autocracy!Hot Rod and how better writing for him (honestly, just better writing in general) could have made Autocracy and Primacy infinitely better. Because the idea of Rodimus being much older than he previously was portrayed as, a destitute insurgent, and someone who has so much blood on his hands not by choice but to spare his home and people of the pain that Zeta promised to inflict is so fascinating. He's neutral but more sympathetic to the Decepticons because of their aligned cause and beliefs. He and others are making deals with Swindle for access to resources to fight back and it seems like Nyon had a pretty good relationship with the movement itself prior to the events of Autocracy.

It's interesting because despite all this, Hot Rod hasnt' joined the war on the side of the Decepticons because he's focused on helping his home and community first. And in a story that's tackling the early days of the war, that is an amazing concept to introduce and explore further.

And yet it's squandered in favor of trying to adhere immediately to a four million year old status quo in the early days of the war. The early days when the Decepticons were still fighting back against a violent functionist government, which the Autobots worked for as a police/security force.

This is frustrating because they showcase Autobot crimes with Autocracy, revealing how they've been draining citizens of Nyon dry of their precious energon and in fact is not only limited to this city. It's happening all over Cybertron. Hot Rod is taking a gamble by exposing himself to Orion and his team to show the truth, something incredibly risky because Orion is still siding fiercely with the Autobots despite being confronted by Megatron with the truth and Hot Rod is a wanted domestic terrorist. Zeta wanted to make an example of him and it wouldn't have been pretty, likely in the lines of what was done to Shockwave or worse. He knew this and still risked it because he hoped that Orion had a shred of, for lack of a better word, humanity in him. But it was too late for Nyon. And they speedrun the social progression of the war to have Hot Rod immediately wary of the Decepticons, like the insurgents hadn't been making deals with them earlier.

Further into the trilogy, Primacy shows Hot Rod having graduated from the Autobot Academy after the events of Autocracy. Allow me to reiterate. Autocracy where the Autobots had been slowly killing the people of Nyon and is stated to have NUMEROUS facilities across Cybertron harvesting energon from people directly hooked up to the tanks. And they never do anything about it. Hot Rod apparently having gotten over that the faction he just joined has so much blood on their hands and was complicit in numerous crimes. Crimes he's a witness to.

To add to it, Slinger, an old friend of Hot Rod and member of the insurgency returns as a Decepticon and this is the first sign we see of the conflict of Hot Rod being a survivor of Nyon's destruction and yet a member of the faction that made it happen. Not much is done by it either because the writers were so focused on making the Autobots look like the actual good guys and the Decepticons the bad guys they killed Slinger off with his quick change of heart and forgot the explicit information they gave to us, the readers.

Hot Rod is destitute. He's an insurgent. The Autobots were committing horrific crimes in the name of their cause, draining innocents of their energon during an active energon crisis. All this to crush the Decepticons who were fighting back against their corrupt government. Hot Rod was actively fighting back with the resources given to them by the Decepticons. He's a victim of the Autobots. Enforcers helped round all these people up into the tanks to die. Optimus assumed his new position as Prime and never really did anything to fully dismantle the system because its sentiment is still alive 4 million years later.

Yet Hot Rod is there, as if nothing had ever happened.

The only reasoning we get is somehow the Decepticons are worse. As if the Autobots hadn't committed bigger crimes he was witness to or understood what made them. It's so frustrating because with his origins, it should've taken longer for him to fall in with the Autobots or an outside force forcing him in with them.

Because you don't forget or forgive an institution that ruined yours and others lives, that murdered them for daring to take a stand against them.

[reignoftiramizu]

The Kingmaker Histories S3 EP5 I think this is the best episode in the entire world. (I mean it. The whole world. All 7 continents) The Kingmakingmecrazy Histories

WOW. Holy FUCK. THE NEW KINGMAKER. So incredibly tense and exciting and had me gripping my hair and pointing into the air and gave me QUITE THE SCARE (I am a poet). Supreme tension. Meg cooked a 3 course meal with this one and I am floored. THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY. LIVEREACTION & SPOILERS BELOW. I RLLY DO THINK (AND NO SHADE TO THE OTHER EPISODES), BUT THIS IS MY FAV OF ALL TIME THUS FAR. DAMN

Zuwie Kingmaker livereaction goes insane per the ushe.

Rip every minister in….. history • Love the sly way the actual cause of LaRoche’s TB is revealed thru Holzmann’s convo. So fun • “God be with you” “Tehehehe. If you say so”. Holzmann… Dare I say this was a bit camp • MARGO MY FAV • I was walking on my walking pad while listening to this episode and the footsteps of Margo and Holzmann synched up with mine for a solid 10 seconds and for a second it felt like I was walking alongside them. I was there in the scene. Just hanging out (Hi guys) • LOVE THIS SCHEME IYER, WINTERLICH AND CO GOT GOING THIS WEEK. THEY ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY I love them. This is my fav scheme to date I think. Prince of Belgium and the Nizam of Hyderabad. And the DOUBLE SWINDLE! And COLETTE SEWING WITHIN THE SCENE! I LOVE WHEN SHE SEWS! • “Her exact words were, in fact, I would rather lose my other arm.” Love Jenny. So happy she’s back. And MARIA’S BACK TOO. I love Colette trying to tell a joke and MMaria totally interrupting. THE DIALOGUE HERE FEELS SO NATURAL • EISEN AND HIS PAPER CARTOONS. Maria and Colette FLIRTATION. Eisen being a bisexual disaster via history with Jenny (this is tumblr I have to say “bisexual disaster”; its a legally required phrase). I love this scene so much. These four(Edit: THESE FIVE when Jenny joins the convo at the end of the episode) have such great chemistry, both in writing and in voice acting. Love Maria’s exit too AAUGHH THIS EP IS A FAV ALREADY. • “I think I’d rather that he stayed over there if ya dont mind” THE DELIVERY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ON THIS LINE WHEN THE HOUND COMES IN • THE ROOM CLOSING IN IS SO FUCKING COOL. AN INTERROGATION ROOM ON STEROIDS BASICALLY. WHAT A COOL CHARACTER POWER. • The “rich” snooty banter between Eisen and Telesphore….. Oh my god they are supreme. Also 15:22 I need this Eisen laugh clipped. Yehehehe. It took me OUT • Ohh the tension of Colette meeting with Zanetti before hopping the train. No this is my new fav ep ever. EVER. Im on the edge of my seat • JENNY IS BACKKK “Eisen and Telesphore are in trouble.” “Of course they are. Water is wet. The sky is blue.” Real • “THE DOCTOR IS A WOMAN?!” “Mreh… more or less.” Supreme • “Yes. I have a brown appaloosa. She’s quite the seductress as horses go.” Only a line in Kingmaker. Only Kingmaker. Anyways. The delivery is so fucking funny • “I’m here on police business.” SCARY DELIVERY I ALSO JUMPED. The tension upon Zanetti entering. The room stretching. Oh my god I am stopping taking notes for a sec cause Im on the edge of my seat THIS EPISODE IS FUCKING TENSE AS HELL I THINK ITS MY NEW FAV • Ok. This episode IS my new fav. I stopped taking notes because the climax of this episode is fucking crazy I was so hooked the entire time. Meg you absolutely cooked with this one. Cooked the most fantastical meal. OH MY GOD!!!!! • “Iyer, Winterlich and Co would need to flee to a different part of Switzerland so no one would recognize them, and Jenny would have to go back to the VSR in case she got a callback” so funny of Jenny I love her. • But. But. Lastly of all. It was never answered. The question of the hour is: HOW DO YOU MAKE A COAT LAST!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[pocket-deer-boy]

im so fucking sick of my dad's fucking tech obsession like bro you're being duped. you're being fucking swindled. chatGPT is telling you total fucking lies and you're fully buying that it's a thing that thinks about the things its saying and can actually analyze things. just cause you don't think chatGPT is sentient doesn't mean you're not falling hook line and sinker for tech bro shit and i'm seeing it happen and it's been happening since before i was born and when i move out i will destroy everyting and rely on my tomato patch to bring me my news in the morning. They're blossoming, and they will start to fruit soon.

[officialcombaticons]

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? (or for roleplay!)

🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises?

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately 

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

&

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

(sorry for so many, these little things are fun)

lol no need to apologize! they are fun!

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

Going with SwinHook because my brain is tired and they're an easy pick lmao

Swindle traveled around a lot pre-war, including to planets that were home to organic species. He doesn't harbor the same hatred for organics or humans that is often seen among the Decepticons. His thoughts on humanity help Hook adjust his own views on humans and makes him more willing to actually get to know them, instead of dismissing them altogether.

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? (or for roleplay!)

HMMMM... my mind is blanking. I have had the desire to write a fic that follows all of the combiner teams through the war in the FOC continuity. That would be a huge undertaking, though, and realistically I dunno the chances of that happening.

I will be completely honest, I have not read fanfic since some time in 2024, so I can't say I currently have a desire for someone else to write the above because there's no telling if I'd even read it in the near future 😅

I love writing combiner teams interacting though. I want to develop and explore with my oc team, because I have been neglecting them.

🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises?

Depends on how the surprise happens and what it actually is! Little surprises are usually better, like someone going "I got you a gift while I was out but I'm not telling you what it is!" or something like that.

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately

Gonna be extremely sappy and say my friends! Because it's true 💜

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

1: I was randomly thinking about the computer game I Spy Treasure Hunt maybe a week ago. It was a favorite of mine and my mom's, and we even have a disc of it still somewhere. A few days ago, I checked on my Little Free Library to do inventory, and someone had left the I Spy Treasure Hunt book!!! Which we never owned!!!!! I spent the weekend doing it haha it was really fun!

2: I've been doing cross stitching lately and enjoying it quite a bit! I have several projects/patterns lined up to get to, and I have an embroidery kit I want to tackle this spring or summer

3: There's cookie dough in the fridge, so I can make some chocolate chip cookies 👀 or just eat the dough, I am not above that

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

I hate the fanon portrayal of Vortex. To me, he's SO CLEARLY touch averse and has a hard time socializing and connecting to others/not being in "interrogator" mode and is not at all interested physical/sexual intimacy, it truly boggles my mind how hypersexualized and cRaAaAaZy fanon stuff portrays him as. I find it boring and unappealing, which sucks since that means I don't enjoy about 95% of content featuring him.

ALSO!!!!!

He would never use swords. We gotta stop making every helicopter bot use their rotors as swords, I'm begging here.

[revelboo]

May I request another snack featuring our favorite scheming boyo Swindle? :3

Sure!

18+ 🌶️

Hangman Pt 4

Swindle x Reader

• “Primus, babe, they’re going to love you. Worship you,” he says as he stops recording and mass shifts back, watching him do that still oddly off putting. Wiping your slick fingers on the inside of your thigh, you’d gotten close a few times with him watching you, but never managed to cross that finish line. Needing more. And you flush when he returns with a damp rag as big as a blanket and a handful of the premium snacks that have been off limits to you before. Sitting up and oddly more self conscious about cleaning yourself up as you take the rag than you had been about playing with him recording. “Anything you want from the bins, you just let me know. Gotta do some cleanup on the recording, but I’ll be back.”

• Carrying the equipment into the back, he shuts the door and gets it set up to edit his voice out and settles behind his desk. And frees his spike as playback begins. Knows he’s breaking his cardinal rule as he grips himself with one hand and begins lazily editing with the other. Stroking himself as the recorded imagine of you dips your fingers inside yourself with a breathy noise. Head falling back against his chair, he pumps his spike and forgets to edit. Watching you. Primus, you were so wet, weren’t you? Those sweet eyes uncertain as you’d sank those little teeth into your bottom lip. Hearing himself encouraging you as his venting grows ragged. So fragging innocent.

• Helping yourself to an MRE and some cookies, you can faintly hear the video playing in the other room. Hear his recorded voice cooing at you. Encouraging and praising you. And you’re aware of that hollow ache. That you’d played with yourself until you were almost numb and hadn’t gotten there. Always just shy. Maybe you should have used some of his toys? Cracking open a bottle of water and tipping it back before reaching and tearing open one of his packaged toys.

• Those sounds you make, the way your thighs quiver. Fisting his spike, his movements get rougher. Chasing a release and on the screen you whimper, hips lifting and he’s coming apart. Swearing and shoving back from the desk as he makes a mess. Venting as he flicks his damp servos, he’s unsettled. Because that should have taken the edge off, not made him even more aware of the fact that you’re just in the next room. Warm, soft, and wet. And that you’re a commodity. That his one rule is not to get hooked on any of his own products. Growling to himself as he cleans up, he hides his spike behind his plating, trying to ignore that he’s still hard for you and he stops short when he opens the door, servos gripping the wall.

• Head turning guiltily, you shudder and it’s not all the feel of the toy buzzing as you slide it deep trying to find some relief. It’s the way he’s staring at you. “Babe, you’re supposed to wait until I’m recording,” he growls as he walks over and leans on the counter your little set up is on. “Don’t stop,” he adds when you hesitate. “That feel good? Get familiar with those toys. Make me believe it feels good.” He’s leaning close, optics watching as you hesitantly slide the toy nearly free before pushing it back in. Pumping it inside you as he hooks a servo against your thigh to nudge it further open. “Yeah, you like that.” It’s his voice, not the toy. Hips bucking as you move the toy more urgently inside you. Head falling back as you tremble and find that peak, tipping over it with a cry and his servo gently pins your hand in place when you try to turn the toy off, suddenly over sensitive. “Not yet, babe. Ride it out for me.”

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[asknarashikari]

(Continuation of this ask. Also, Merry Christmas, Kari-chan.)

The Gotchard Cast's Cybertronian Friends (There are a shit ton of them. Also, here's TFwiki in case you need to look who's who)

Houtaro: Soundblaster, Waspinator, Ginrai, Godbomber, Blaster, Ransack, Rail Racer, Railspike, Midnight Express, Rapid Run, Rodimus Prime, Tasmania Kid, Blackout, Movie Scorponok, and Snapdragon

Rinne: Minerva, Pounce and Wingspan, Pyra Magna, Jumpstream, Dust Up, Stormclash, Skyburst, Rust Dust, Megaempress, Lunaclub, Moonheart, Flowspade, Trickdiamond, Battle Unicorn, Override, Doublecross and Sonar

Spanner: Astrotrain, Green Ratchet, Scuba, BW Dead End, Steamhammer, Energon Bonecrusher, Duststorm, Sledge, Wideload, Road Rage, X-Brawn, RID Prowl, Side Burn, Slapper, Gas Skunk, and Dark Scream

Houou/Original Kaguya: Knock Out, Fuzor Silverbolt, Sky-Byte, Big Convoy, Energon Barricade, Energon Blackout, Blight, Energon Kickback, Stormcloud, Tow-Line, Hot Shot, and Kup.

Lachesis: Onslaught, Brawl, Blast Off, Swindle, Vortex, Cloudraker and Fastlane, Elita-1, Moonracer, Firestar, Lancer, Greenlight, Jazz, Halfshell, Scylla, Coelagon, Terrormander, Sea Phantom, Runabout and Runamuck, Injector, and Skid-Z.

Renge and Sabimaru: Mega-Octane, Ro-Tor, Armorhide, Rollbar, Movor, Lio Junior, Skywarp (BW), Santon, Scourge, Wedge, Heavy Load, Construction Grimlock, Hightower, Magmatron, Shadow Striker, Metalhawk, Cancer, and Browning

Other Cybertronians: Jetfire, Goshooter and Cab, Omega Supreme, the Spychangers, Guard City, Impactor, Autobot Topspin, Autobot Whirl, Roadbuster, Twintwist, and the Minicons

The Gotchard Cast and their Cybertronians friends have set off to save Christmas but, they cause some accidents to happen during their mission to save Christmas. Some of these Incidents are as follows:

When Spanner and his Cybertronian allies were delivering gifts at Northern Base, a dragon woke up after Spanner's group delivered the gifts and to stop it from attacking, Steamhammer uses his shovel arm to sucker punch the dragon in the face, causing the dragon to de-transform and reveal their true form, Ise. After getting sucker punched, Ise begins to cry because he was just punched by a strong left hook, and this alerts all of Northern Base and the Cybertronians stationed there. Realizing they have been compromised, Astrotrain tells all of them to leave now and get out.

Lachesis and her group went to deliver the presents of the King-Ohgers and while in Gokkan, Lachesis, Scylla, Brawl, Cloudraker, Runabout, and Skid-Z saw an asleep Rita, Himeno, and Jeramie with a tied up and petrified Moffun! Gira and he screamed at them to untie him but, they just closed the door on them to not question what that was.

Renge, Sabimaru, and their Cybertronian friends were delivering the presents Kyoryugers, Ryusoulgers, Go-Ongers, Kiramagers, Go-Busters, Ninningers, Shinkengers, and Zyuohgers, but during these deliveries, they accidentally destroyed parts of the Sentai bases or in the Go-Busters case, accidentally destroyed part of the Gattai they use.

Houou/Original Kaguya and his Cybertronian group of dumbasses delivered the Decade Cast presents without any issues but when it came to delivering presents to Shinnosuke, let's just say Shinnosuke's living room gets totaled.

During a trip to deliver presents to the other Riders, Hopper1 holds a mistletoe under Houtaro and Rinne, and while blushing, Ransack and Rust Dust make Houtaro and Rinne. Which causes both of them not able to look at each other.

When Rinne and her squad of Cybertronians were delivering presents to Emu, Pounce accidentally knocks down Emu's Christmas tree on to him and it zaps Emu, hurting him and knocking him out.

An unrelated incident and after delivering the Revice, Fourze and Gavv Casts' presents with little issue, Houtaro, Hopper1 and their Cybertronian pals go to deliver presents to the W Cast but when they deliver the presents, Ransack and Hopper1 and go to see what is causing that noise. When they go into the garage they see Philip getting beaten to a pulp by multiple Cat Yo-kai and Mick for something they don't know about.

Jetfire, while delivering presents, accidentally crashed into a house in the Philippines, but thankfully the family was but they were terrified by a giant talking robot jet crashing into their house. The person that lives goes by some random name known as Curry, Kairi, or something like that.

Another unrelated incident that happened was Shockwave forcing the Science Squad minus George and Philip to be of average intelligence, meaning they are as smart as people like Gentaro and Sougo.

During all of this, the Gotchard Cast and their pals accidentally and unknowingly destroyed parts of Japan by trying to give presents.

So the Gotchard Cast and their pals have saved Christmas! Ignoring the carnage they have caused throughout all of Japan.

So what are the Riders' reaction to the Gotchard Cast and their small army of Cybertronians saving Christmas but with some carnage occurring because of the Gotchard Cast and their Cybertronians?

Never again. Just... Never again

[priokskfm]

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[astralbondpro]

I think the reason Tony Khan pisses me off as much as he does, is chain of events. When ECW and WCW went out of business, it was pretty common knowledge that to compete on a national level, they would need the backing of someone with a stupid amount of money. But those of us who had rejected the WWF/WWE product remained hopeful. Along came Dixie Carter, a non-fan who go conned, swindled, and worked by every self-serving carny of note from the past twenty-five years. Line, hook, and sinker, she was taken for a ride and the professional wrestling fans paid for it. Then along came Tony Khan, an actual long time fan. It was exciting, and it felt like there was honestly a chance. Then it turned out, he was the worst of long time fans. The message board mark, who thinks he knows better than anyone else, because he thinks analytics equates to creativity. I just want great national professional wrestling. That's all I want. I'm not loyal to anyone, and I don't give a shit about juvenile tribalism. I just want a product that I can enjoy. That's all.

[saxandviolins77]

I don't know if this is a popular or unpopular opinion, but I'd love to see TF media someday just have one or two Constructicons around as major characters who get a good amount of focus. Think how Swindle often appears on his own. Who knows, somehow Swindle's non-media-appearing brother Hardtop had a surprising amount of screentime in Earthspark, so why not a TF thing with Bonecrusher and Bonecrusher's brother, Gravedigger? Or TF media often has some random frazzled bureaucrat (think Cyberverse Slipstream or TFA Sentinel prime) so why not one of those stories using Long Haul for the role?

Honestly, I've been thinking about this for months, specifically when it comes to shows and new animated continuities.

I know some people are purists and want the teams to be complete, but guys, combiner? In a cheap kids' toy line? Don't joke. Also, combiner teams just enlarge the cast, and if the writers aren't willing to put the work in, what's the use?

Now onto the Constructicons

You know I'm biased, but I will say a singular Constructicon could very well stand on his own legs and be a full character that adds to the cast without many changes to his core personality. He would only need a good writer who cares for him and doesn't strip him away of his traits and make him a side grunt (not a diss on TFA).

I also think a robot that transforms into a bulldozer or a payloader would not be a hard sell. Kids love construction vehicles as much as they love jets or cars. Trust.

So while I'm here, I'll give you a ranked list of the constructicons I think could work very well as a major Decepticon in a show. From less likely to be botched and most likely to be botched... Uh, I mean from most potential to least potential. 😅

Assuming they keep at least a sand-sized particle of their G1 personalities.

Hook: He's a medic (rare in a Decepticon cast, and scientists don't count) AND an engineer. Just the fact that he can be useful for the plot and add new things to the cast elevates him. ALSO, his snobby, elitist personality is simply great, and I can already taste potential interactions with the likes of Starscream.

2. Scrapper: Biased, but his psycho schtick would make him a great minor antagonist. He could be played seriously or maybe slightly comedically. (side note: but is Mr. Christian Bale available for this role?)

3. Mixmaster: Crazy scientist, what more do you want me to say? Could be in the background and come in for plot reasons and could sustain an episode. Of course, Hasbro is pushing Wheeljack as the "silly scientist," so I can see how he would be a little redundant (you can always play him a little more crazy or more dangerous, ig).

4. Scavenger: His personality stands out among the Decepticon cast. Could very easily be written as comedic relief, though I'd pair him with another 'Con for him to bounce off. Personally, I wouldn't like to see him as the kid one or as an uwu softboio... I like my Scavenger pathetic, greasy, and plain annoying to be with.

5. Bonecrusher: If he appeared in the main cast, he would be a loud-mouthed, brainless heavy-hitter; I'm so sure of that. That's fine, I guess, but I like my Bonecrusher nuanced. I'd accept it if they made him TF '07 levels of insane rage. I love movie Bonecrusher. <3

(shoutout to Gravedigger, who never had an animated appearance, and I'd be happy with anything ATP.)

6. Long Haul: If they played him as an unhappy logistician who longs for excitement, I'd accept that. But man... I don't believe they'd give him an administrative role; at most, he'd be a grunt or a "construction workers amirite?" walking joke.